Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis

In case anyone has any funny ideas about me, I am a carnivore that owns a chainsaw, proud owner actually. A Stihl 032 AV, an old yoke but with years of dutiful care and use, its rasp is as sharp as new. I didn't buy it, it was given to me by one of the most intelligent people I have ever come across. He lived back in the time before the Celtic Tiger gobbled up land close to villages and towns, ravaging farm incomes where it went.